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Calling All Scientists!

rockviper

I got moves like Jagger
'cause they're islands?
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For thousands of years people have been holding seashells to their ears, proclaiming to hear the ocean. The only reason they do this is to attract the attention of other less intelligent and more gullible people who will invariably pick up the nearest seashell and listen to it. It's just one big inside joke.

Here is another interesting fact: if you get down and put your ear to any toilet, you can hear the guys who work in the sewage treatment plant.
 
As I understand it, you are actually hearing the echoes of the blood circulating in your ear. Either that, or the ghosts from Davey Jones' locker are calling to you.
 

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The Instigator
If you put your ear to a red-hot fry pan, you can actually hear the sounds of someone screaming.


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