Baker's Dozen-Corrupt a Title-Books Edition

[Doc4]

My first thought for this topic was Herman Melville, but I thought better of it.

Change the genre of a book by changing a single word in the title

1. Romeo Ate Juliet
2. The Killer in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
3. Munchies on the Orient Express - Agatha Christie
4. Zen and the Art of Lawn Maintenance - Pirsig
5. Visit the Obscure ... Thomas Hardy (a great travel book about unknown resorts and hidden gems)
6. The Great Gadfly
7. Lord of the Mings - JRR Antiques Roadshow Tolkein
8. War and Pizza
9. Of Rice and Men (lovely cookbook for bachelors)
10. The Old Man and the Cialis
11. The Grapes of Bordeaux - John Steinbeck
12. In Search of Lost Marbles - Proust
13. Typos ... Herman Melville's famous guide to proofreading

 

[Haggises]

How do you play Spot the Loony in French?

Ou est la loony?
Ici! Ici est la loony!

 

[Doc4]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens

 

[Khedquist]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley

 

[Price]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison

 

[beginish]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming

 

[jzuzphreek]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury

 

[dws]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott

 

[Haggises]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells

 

[the_edski]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells
8. A Throat Warbler Mangrove For All Seasons - Robert Bolt

 

[Heron]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells
8. A Throat Warbler Mangrove For All Seasons - Robert Bolt
9. We Have Always Lived in the Castle of Aaaaaargh - Shirley "Two Sheds" Jackson

 

[dpm802]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells
8. A Throat Warbler Mangrove For All Seasons - Robert Bolt
9. We Have Always Lived in the Castle of Aaaaaargh - Shirley "Two Sheds" Jackson
10. I Was Monty Python's Double - M.E. Clifton James

 

[Doc4]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells
8. A Throat Warbler Mangrove For All Seasons - Robert Bolt
9. We Have Always Lived in the Castle of Aaaaaargh - Shirley "Two Sheds" Jackson
10. I Was Monty Python's Double - M.E. Clifton James
11. One Thousand and One Arabian Knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!

 

[beginish]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells
8. A Throat Warbler Mangrove For All Seasons - Robert Bolt
9. We Have Always Lived in the Castle of Aaaaaargh - Shirley "Two Sheds" Jackson
10. I Was Monty Python's Double - M.E. Clifton James
11. One Thousand and One Arabian Knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!
12. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, the Universe and Everything - Douglas Adams

 

[Haggises]

Next topic: corrupt a book title with Monty Python

1. The Old Cheese Shop ... Charles Dickens
2. I was Told There'd be Funny Walks - Sloane Crosley
3. Invisible Spam - Ralph Ellison
4. Dr. Ni! - Ian Fleming
5. Something Completely Different This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
6. I Put on Little Women's Clothing (And Hang Around in Bars) - Louisa May Alcott
7. The Island Of Dr. My Brain Hurts My Brain Hurts - Wells
8. A Throat Warbler Mangrove For All Seasons - Robert Bolt
9. We Have Always Lived in the Castle of Aaaaaargh - Shirley "Two Sheds" Jackson
10. I Was Monty Python's Double - M.E. Clifton James
11. One Thousand and One Arabian Knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!
12. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, the Universe and Everything - Douglas Adams
13. Tuesdays With Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Say No Morrie

 

[Haggises]

Insert a soda into a book.

1. The Man In The Irn Bru Mask - Dumas

 

[Price]

Insert a soda into a book.

1. The Man In The Irn Bru Mask - Dumas
2. Roots Beer - Alex Haley

 

[John Rose]

Insert a soda into a book.

1. The Man In The Irn Bru Mask - Dumas
2. Roots Beer - Alex Haley
3. The Island of Dr. Pepper - H G Wells (had to recycle this one)

 

[Price]

had to recycle this one

Well, it was in an aluminum can...

 

[dpm802]

Insert a soda into a book.

1. The Man In The Irn Bru Mask - Dumas
2. Roots Beer - Alex Haley
3. The Island of Dr. Pepper - H G Wells (had to recycle this one)
4. The Coca of Monte Cola ~ CalorieZero DeCaf