Barbs from the Bard
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Those are fun! (thou tottering pox-marked pignut!)
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"Who's Ken Branagh?"
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This reminds of:
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Definitely worth the hassle.
With each click I was thinking "your mother was a hamster" and I was right!
I was thinking "tiny brained wiper of other peoples' bottoms."
[Thou art] the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth.
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Thou errant shard-borne measle!
Henry IV Part 1
“You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”- Thread starter
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We have a summer Shakespeare festival in my town and we used to go all the time. One year I purchased a large insult mug, written all over with insults by the bard. It was a great shaving mug for a long time, but now is back to coffee since my scuttle and soup mug took over.
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where's yours? I'm hoping to go this year here in Normal, IL. They're doing Hamlet with a female lead (a la Sarah Bernhardt).
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"Nice coffee, Dear, but it tastes a little like Tabac."
Ours is a non-veggie, non-Kosher festival.
They have a signature dish made with eggs and diced pork.
Its called a "Ham-lette."
