The "lowjax finally got off his butt" PIF
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Not In , but this is a very nice extensive lot. Good luck to those who enter.
Thank you Jeff for your generosity.
Thank you Jeff for your generosity.
Really awesome PIF.
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! I should win because a random generator chose my post number?
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! I should win because a random generator chose my post number?
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.---Please.
You should know:
1. There is simply nothing I can offer in the way of wit or pictures that would sway you to choose me should you decide to select the winner other than in random fashion.
2. I didn't go looking for the banana--honest.
3. The reason I didn't go looking for the banana was I assumed there might be something later in your list that would disqualify me and I'm so lazy I didn't want to waste the effort if it would be for no reason.
4. I was quite glad I didn't have to search for the banana after all, even though I qualified for the PIF--because I'm that lazy.
5. The very fact that I didn't include "I'm lazy" as another item in this list (as I did with #3) is because I am very tired and losing focus.
6. Even though I am under the weather today, and growing quite tired, I still managed to finish thi
7. Even though I am under the weather tonight and growing really really tired (might help not to type "really twice--but I digress) I noticed many of the pictures in your Photobucket slide show are not loading.
8. When you are this ill and tired it is really stupid to digress.
9. I like lists, too
11. I hate when there is one item in a list missing. I have to wonder: Did it get removed? Was it something too risque for this forum? Is this poster just a moron who can't count?
13. This poster, when he is tired and sick, is pretty much a moron who can't count. You are missing nothing.
10. Or aren't you?
15. This is a very generous PIF. Thank you for the opportunity--even if you made me work for it.
11. Did I mention that I'm lazy? And sick? And very, very tired?
You should know:
1. There is simply nothing I can offer in the way of wit or pictures that would sway you to choose me should you decide to select the winner other than in random fashion.
2. I didn't go looking for the banana--honest.
3. The reason I didn't go looking for the banana was I assumed there might be something later in your list that would disqualify me and I'm so lazy I didn't want to waste the effort if it would be for no reason.
4. I was quite glad I didn't have to search for the banana after all, even though I qualified for the PIF--because I'm that lazy.
5. The very fact that I didn't include "I'm lazy" as another item in this list (as I did with #3) is because I am very tired and losing focus.
6. Even though I am under the weather today, and growing quite tired, I still managed to finish thi
7. Even though I am under the weather tonight and growing really really tired (might help not to type "really twice--but I digress) I noticed many of the pictures in your Photobucket slide show are not loading.
8. When you are this ill and tired it is really stupid to digress.
9. I like lists, too
11. I hate when there is one item in a list missing. I have to wonder: Did it get removed? Was it something too risque for this forum? Is this poster just a moron who can't count?
13. This poster, when he is tired and sick, is pretty much a moron who can't count. You are missing nothing.
10. Or aren't you?
15. This is a very generous PIF. Thank you for the opportunity--even if you made me work for it.
11. Did I mention that I'm lazy? And sick? And very, very tired?
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme.
I should win because:
1) It was actually horribly difficult to type the gimme gimme gimme at the beginning of my post, it made me feel ungrateful.
2) I'm cutting back on expenses so I have a self imposed sabbatical going on (this puck of AoS in the mail certainly doesn't count, right?)
3) I'm pretty awesome
4) the only thing I've tried from your PIF is the OS
5) I've PIFed before, but never won one.
5) Amazon lost my bed in the mail, so I'm sleeping on the floor and I could use some additional pampering.
6) I have two fives, but I'm to lazy to change them.
7) So does that mean I should have skipped six?
8) Where was I?
9) I hate playing candy crush, but SWMBO makes me play the levels she gets stuck on
10) Base ten
Thanks for the awesome PIF!
I should win because:
1) It was actually horribly difficult to type the gimme gimme gimme at the beginning of my post, it made me feel ungrateful.
2) I'm cutting back on expenses so I have a self imposed sabbatical going on (this puck of AoS in the mail certainly doesn't count, right?)
3) I'm pretty awesome
4) the only thing I've tried from your PIF is the OS
5) I've PIFed before, but never won one.
5) Amazon lost my bed in the mail, so I'm sleeping on the floor and I could use some additional pampering.
6) I have two fives, but I'm to lazy to change them.
7) So does that mean I should have skipped six?
8) Where was I?
9) I hate playing candy crush, but SWMBO makes me play the levels she gets stuck on
10) Base ten
Thanks for the awesome PIF!
Gimme Gimme Gimme!
I should win because I'll turn around and re-PIF everything but the razors, brush and Burt's Bees aftershave. Or is that a reason I shouldn't win...
I should win because I'll turn around and re-PIF everything but the razors, brush and Burt's Bees aftershave. Or is that a reason I shouldn't win...
Jeff, what a great PIF!
I won't attempt to persuade with reasons why I deserve to win. In my mind, I deserve nothing more than anyone else here does. I'm too modest and humble to even try and come up with reasons. So I shall instead share something amusing with you, and all this talk of bananas brought me to one conclusion...........
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
I won't attempt to persuade with reasons why I deserve to win. In my mind, I deserve nothing more than anyone else here does. I'm too modest and humble to even try and come up with reasons. So I shall instead share something amusing with you, and all this talk of bananas brought me to one conclusion...........
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
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Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.
I really don't deserve to win, but I'd like to. Wife just went on summer break from her school nursing job so I have been regulated to what I already own for a few months. That ocean kelp is calling my name. I could also use some stuff to help out some guys I work with who are interested.
I really don't deserve to win, but I'd like to. Wife just went on summer break from her school nursing job so I have been regulated to what I already own for a few months. That ocean kelp is calling my name. I could also use some stuff to help out some guys I work with who are interested.
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!
I'll bet you really enjoyed that Super Adjustable...
Nice Pif!
I'll bet you really enjoyed that Super Adjustable...
Nice Pif!
WOW what a list of goodies. Just wanted to say how generous it is. I am not in, cannot afford to contribute to the site at the moment, too old for the military and I currently only use a fusion shaver so I could not participate in the sabbatical.
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
BECAUSE!!!!!
I'll end up re-piffing much of it in a few months. Love me them PIFs!
BECAUSE!!!!!
I'll end up re-piffing much of it in a few months. Love me them PIFs!
adding my vote for "The dean"
great pif
great pif
Although I would like to join this, and could, I would hate to potentially win and not have this go to an Active Duty soldier on deployment. So, if you would allow me to add a reason why someone on Active Duty should win:
Imagine being away from your family for 6-18 months. Imagine that time being in potentially dangerous or life threatening situations almost every day. Imagine the worst dirt, grime, heat, and other undesirable conditions to live in, and double it. Any comforts from home (especially personal care items) are generally so welcomed and coveted, that I can't imagine a better home for this PIF.
To all the Active Duty folks on here, thanks for what you do. I try to do my small part as a Civilian Employee of the Army, but you all are the real deal. Stay safe out there.
Imagine being away from your family for 6-18 months. Imagine that time being in potentially dangerous or life threatening situations almost every day. Imagine the worst dirt, grime, heat, and other undesirable conditions to live in, and double it. Any comforts from home (especially personal care items) are generally so welcomed and coveted, that I can't imagine a better home for this PIF.
To all the Active Duty folks on here, thanks for what you do. I try to do my small part as a Civilian Employee of the Army, but you all are the real deal. Stay safe out there.
GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!
This is a monster PIF, and incredibly generous!
#1 I am a contributor.
#2 I am not in the military, but my brother is current active duty in Afghanistan and it's hard on the family too, I have much love and support for Veterans and Active Duty alike.
#3 I am not officially in the sabbatical, but have ceased all purchases for the remainder of the year. Why should I win....?
For starters, anything here that I find myself not using or particularly interested in, I will pass along in my own "Traveling box" type PIF, only it will be a "Care Package". I plan to take some stuff out that I like and will use, Add some stuff from my den, and ship it off to continue this generosity to yet another (soon to be) happy member who will be an active duty member. There is also a great deal of things here that I have yet to try that I want to, Mike's natural, AoS Kelp, and I have no witch hazel
Finally, that B&B Black handle boar brush... LOOK AT IT! 
Also, because *Jedi mind trick wave* You will choose me as the winner.
This is a monster PIF, and incredibly generous!
#1 I am a contributor.
#2 I am not in the military, but my brother is current active duty in Afghanistan and it's hard on the family too, I have much love and support for Veterans and Active Duty alike.
#3 I am not officially in the sabbatical, but have ceased all purchases for the remainder of the year. Why should I win....?
For starters, anything here that I find myself not using or particularly interested in, I will pass along in my own "Traveling box" type PIF, only it will be a "Care Package". I plan to take some stuff out that I like and will use, Add some stuff from my den, and ship it off to continue this generosity to yet another (soon to be) happy member who will be an active duty member. There is also a great deal of things here that I have yet to try that I want to, Mike's natural, AoS Kelp, and I have no witch hazel
Finally, that B&B Black handle boar brush... LOOK AT IT! Also, because *Jedi mind trick wave* You will choose me as the winner.
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Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
I found the banana.
Here at normal magnification, it would appear there is no banana at all. This is exactly what Lojax wants you to think.
Using special software I zoomed in and enhanced the picture. I noticed something in the area highlighted. Using my unique skill set and software I zoom in further as well as enhanced the image.
After several zooms and hi tech enhancements you can clearly see below that there was, in fact, a hidden banana.
I found the banana.
Here at normal magnification, it would appear there is no banana at all. This is exactly what Lojax wants you to think.
Using special software I zoomed in and enhanced the picture. I noticed something in the area highlighted. Using my unique skill set and software I zoom in further as well as enhanced the image.
After several zooms and hi tech enhancements you can clearly see below that there was, in fact, a hidden banana.
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GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!
Thanks in advance for a over the top PIF and your support of the armed forces!!!
Thanks in advance for a over the top PIF and your support of the armed forces!!!
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Some good stuff so far. I hope I didn't make it too hard. Also, feel free to enter as many times or as many ways as you want. The more, the merrier!
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