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SHARK WEEK: July 24-31!!
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This was posted today in the July GRUME thread.Be sure to open the attachments to see the photos.
Here was today's sequel:
ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS
We interrupt this forum to bring you this special B&B update…
(***Before our reader(s) continue, please read the above link from yesterday morning. (^^^^)***)
Now to the News
Yesterday the world was astonished when @tjsgarden announced his daring, brave, courageous and perhaps foolish shaving attempt. Internet forums, major news networks and millions of shavers around the world were in awe of this man’s bold intentions.
At the conclusion of the special event, some critics and networks were speechless!
Other commentators shared some of the following quotes.
“This guy should be nominated for an Academy Award, it was that good.”
“I give the the performance 5 stars. It was amazing,”
“It was like I was being hypnotized. I had to remind myself to breath.”
“I think the whole thing was a fake. Nobody could possibly do that.”
“Is he really that crazy"
Arko Thursday, a “Jaws” razor and a Super Sharp, Sleek, Shiny Smooth Sublime, Stealth Slicing Select SHARK SS (that’s one of those alliterations again) blade were utilized with stupendous skill, sensitivity and steady supreme dexterity.
A big shock was the announcement this morning.
@tjsgarden quietly told those in attendance his decision to perform the entire procedure using ice water in the sink and a stainless steel cup with ice cubes to keep the razor cold.The one viewer, I mean the crowd was silent and then burst out in applause!
One source said “the man’s fingers were shaking and turned blue due to the extreme cold conditions.” A lady said “ That razor was so cold it has frost on it!”
Theme music from the movie JAWS was playing during the entire experience.
As a side note, @tjsgarden had to (cut) the performance short.
We caught up with him about three hours later. His face was covered with a hoodie, obviously to protect his anonymiity. He said the shave went “pretty good with the exception of needing 6 band-aids and 22 stitches.” He noted that the ambulance workers and hospital staff were all very friendly!
When asked what could top his incredible performance, this crazy man said “ Shark Week is coming up and I dying to start Arko August."
*********This epic event will be streamed during Shark Week, the 24th thru 31st of this month.*********
DVDs will be available for the low price of $89.00, BUT WAIT, if you order NOW, during the next 10 minutes, the entire production is available for $0.99 cents ( plus shipping, handling, processing and numerous other fees)
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The Cold Water-Arko-JAWS-Sharko shave on Thursday was actually very nice.
I hope some of you guys will check out the Shark Week and Arko August threads.
On the 7th Day of GRUME
Still IN!
GOOD DAY!
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I would also like to say.. Thank you for the reply. I appreciate it a lot...
I thought it was so Shark blade enjoyment could be shared?+1! There will be blood!! That’s the whole point of SHARK WEEK!!
Nope. You got it all wrong. We need blood in the water.
Besides, I have a few Shark razors. So, logically @BigJ. Do Shark razors qualify? If so, do they qualify if used with blades other than Shark?
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Nope. You got it all wrong. We need blood in the water.
Besides, I have a few Shark razors. So, logically @BigJ. Do Shark razors qualify? If so, do they qualify if used with blades other than Shark?
Great point! Jaws (and logically) Shark razors should qualify (subject to objections from other guys).
You could also load a Shark or Jaws blade (which I just learned about) in your Shark razor, in other words ’double SHARK!!’
I watched the original JAWS movie last night as a warm up for SHARK week. I have seen this movie most years since its debut in 1975. This year it was even more enjoyable because I will be participating in SHARK WEEK!
Also, This coming Monday, the family is going to Gulf Shores in Alabama. The trip was planned a couple months ago before I had any thoughts about sharks.
I can still hear the movie theme music in my head...
It makes my heart pound to the beat...
Its going to take some nerve to get in the water!!!
On second thought, maybe I should have watched the movie AFTER I return home!!!
Good Day!
Also, This coming Monday, the family is going to Gulf Shores in Alabama. The trip was planned a couple months ago before I had any thoughts about sharks.
I can still hear the movie theme music in my head...
It makes my heart pound to the beat...
Its going to take some nerve to get in the water!!!
On second thought, maybe I should have watched the movie AFTER I return home!!!
Good Day!
Yes, I could just load a Shark blade in the Shark razor. Double Shark again!Great point! Jaws (and logically) Shark razors should qualify (subject to objections from other guys).
You could also load a Shark or Jaws blade (which I just learned about) in your Shark razor, in other words ’double SHARK!!’
This morning I put shave # 5 on my shark super chrome in my SB90. It was such a smooth, effortless shave. I thought to myself, "This year's shark week is going to be a pleasure cruise. I must be pretty good to have mastered the shark!" And then I went to flip the blade so I could get maybe another 5 out of it...
Guess I didn't have a shark in the razor. So that puts the fear in me again for shark week.
Guess I didn't have a shark in the razor. So that puts the fear in me again for shark week.
I'm in (thanks to the generosity of @AnimalCatcher and @Chard52142, who donated Jaws and Shark blades to @Grundi latest PIF challenge (GIVEAWAY! - Challenge PIF - We're Gonna Need A Bigger Razor!! - https://www.badgerandblade.com/forum/threads/challenge-pif-were-gonna-need-a-bigger-razor.626726/#post-11837452).
I'm in. Thank you to all the fine gents that put this together. It's folk like you that make this place a great oasis in this crazy world.
I’m in! I have at least 5 sharks in a 100 blade sample pack I bought a couple of years ago. I’ll switch to shark that week! (And then what happens?)
My Wife and Daughter just returned from a long weekend in Gulf Shores. Small world.I watched the original JAWS movie last night as a warm up for SHARK week. I have seen this movie most years since its debut in 1975. This year it was even more enjoyable because I will be participating in SHARK WEEK!
Also, This coming Monday, the family is going to Gulf Shores in Alabama. The trip was planned a couple months ago before I had any thoughts about sharks.
I can still hear the movie theme music in my head...
It makes my heart pound to the beat...
Its going to take some nerve to get in the water!!!
On second thought, maybe I should have watched the movie AFTER I return home!!!
Good Day!
I’m in again.
Still have two shark blades. Shark platinum super stainless. Both were generous gifts from one well-known B&B member. Thank you! One of them is still brand new. The other had its maiden voyage, Shark Week 2020. It currently has 45 shaves on it.
I do enjoy a good old straight razor shave. So there may be times when I can't help but scratch that itch. However, if I do, I will also add a touch-up pass with the old shark.
Still have two shark blades. Shark platinum super stainless. Both were generous gifts from one well-known B&B member. Thank you! One of them is still brand new. The other had its maiden voyage, Shark Week 2020. It currently has 45 shaves on it.
I do enjoy a good old straight razor shave. So there may be times when I can't help but scratch that itch. However, if I do, I will also add a touch-up pass with the old shark.
I am heading to Orange Beach, part of the Gulf Shores in Alabama tomorrow! I still hear "JAWS" music in my head. 
I like Shark Super Stainless well enough that I bought a pack of 200. I'm definitely looking forward to Shark Week.
Well why not? A little blood in the sink never hurt anyone did it?
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