I heard they made the world’s strongest suction cup.
I’m not quite sure how they pulled it off.
I’m not quite sure how they pulled it off.
Jokes that make you groan
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Sometimes when I log in, I pine for a tree pun.
Most folks I know tell me to leaf them alone, so I say oak-ay.
I know their bark is worse than their bite, but it makes me feel like a sap.
I hope yew can find some. I'm rooting for you.
That's great, and hope you wooden mind branching out to other topics...
Did you deciduous making a pun? (Sorry, I know that one was a stretch)
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Some of yew may have heard this old chestnut before.
What’s yellow, then green, then yellow, then green?
A banana with a night job as a cucumber.
What’s yellow, then green, then yellow, then green?
A banana with a night job as a cucumber.
I bought my daughter a bag from Iraq
she said thanks for the Baghdad
she said thanks for the Baghdad
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter, and
Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
First - The bartender is a blonde girl.
Second - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Third - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Fourth - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter, and
Fifth - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a Blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
What is green and red and goes around in a circle at 1000 miles an hour?
A frog and a blender.
What do you call a redhead who is sandwiched between two blondes?
An interpreter.
What makes a terrorist different from a redhead?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you use to help a goose with one leg?
Propagander.
Propagander.
Definitely a Northern New England joke.
Speaking of which . . .
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still No Eye Deer
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My motto in life!
My motto in life!
Thought it was rather 'meh' ?
Yes, but I didn't want to edit the misquote @mikey517 posted, so it's good enough. meh.Thought it was rather 'meh' ?
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