OK, I'll fess up: I work with some pretty high tech software. That should count fer something.
BUT - I don't have a crackberry or iPhone and I don't twitter. I haven't visited ./slashdot, ArsTechnica, Tom's Hardware or Sharkey Extreme in months. I've installed linux but I have never compiled the OS kernel from source code. That is surely damning evidence I'm not a true geek. Hanging my head in shame.