Best nut...

[dark_isz]

I don't see an option for Vince from SlapChop's nuts; you're guaranteed to love them!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

[LawLess]

Good one...almost as good as...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA[/YOUTUBE]

 

[TimmyBoston]

This thread has been filled with vulgar jokes and I will tell everyone now, no more of these will be tolerated. No exceptions.

 

[OldSaw]

Tough choice between cashews and pistachios, but I went with pistachio.

 

[mretzloff]

Timmy, I like your addition to the poll

 

[Austin]

Cashew for me.

 

[sapito318]

Way to strike the hammer Timmy.

Oh, and I like cashews... Peanut M&M's too...

 

[burnwood]

salted almonds.

 

[burnwood]

Me? No, sorry...I'm eating a huge Costco size mixed nut assortment right now, and just had a long chat with a co-worker on which were best...I don't think this poll's any more stupid or irrelevant to almost every other one I've taken the time to vote in around here...

I have 2 of those at home. Love them.

 

[Greyfox]

Brazil nuts for me.

 

[VfBStuttgart]

Voted cashew, with extra salt if they made 'em.

Can't go wrong with any nut tho, especially Christopher Guest, what nut he is!

"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut." Christopher Guest as Harlan Pepper in "Best in Show"

The only reason I clicked on this post was because I thought it might have been a reference to Best in Show. Also voted Cashew all the way.

 

[northpaw]

In social settings, I have to tear myself away from a bowl of salted cashews lest I embarrass myself. Love those things.

 

[LawLess]

I guess

aren't real nuts?

 

[Cuttingboard]

Pecan

 

[GoldenMonkey]

I guess

aren't real nuts?

Apparently not...those are considered sexually vulgar and entirely inappropriate.

 

[Doc4]

Can I vote for Bastogne Nuts?

 

[GoldenMonkey]

Can I vote for Bastogne Nuts?

Germans may find that inappropriate and/or insulting, so...no...

 

[Nishnabotna]

Oh, no vulgar jokes. N/M.

 

[pal]

Cashew, of course!

 

[Shane]

Cashews.