Audemus, Tedalus

[Teutonblade]

A friend of mine drove up to my house many years ago, gratuitously presenting his new love; a bright red Porsche that he bought himself the day his divorce papers were executed. It had vanity plates: "BigStv"

After showing me BigStv in detail (that didn't come out right. I meant "the car"), he turned to me and said, with a completely strait face, as though he believed what he was about to say:

"Do you know why I bought this car?"

He stared at me, almost daring me to respond.

"The safety features. I bought it for the safety features. This car is the safest car on the road. Seriously. Look, it actually has dual airbags! DUAL AIRBAGS! Let me show you how they did it!"

I waved away the offer to hear more with a brief hand gesture. I laughed in his face, and asked him to throw me the keys.

...

I bought the two brushes. One in purple and one in silver. I bought them because of how sturdy the brush holders were. Really.

Ha! Bravo! Who can resist a sturdy stand? If hurricane force winds break through your bathroom window those brushes will stand!

I had a feeling you were active. I succumbed about 30 minutes ago but the synthetics are already all gone!

 

[BigAlVista]

Ha! Bravo! Who can resist a sturdy stand? If hurricane force winds break through your bathroom window those brushes will stand!

I had a feeling you were active. I succumbed about 30 minutes ago but the synthetics are already all gone!

Badger, baby. Badger.