ATTENTION ALL CLOWNS! PIF! Need custom title help! Winner gets his own custom title!

[brucered]

I hope I don't get banned for posting this , but seeing how good a sport Ouch is, I'm hoping everyone can see the humour in these (not just me)

But, since many titles are taken from quotes, how about some of these quotes by Ouch:

(I love this one)

I'm easily distracted

(a classic line and something you would never think someone would say)

I'm a firm believer in amputation

(I love this one too)

Damn technology!

keep in mind, these quotes are in are ALL out of contex

Or a straight up title
"You can't spell Grouch, without ouch"

If I win, I will just keep my current one, so you can pick for another member and have some more fun

 

[Slash McCoy]

I have a sneaking suspicion that my vote counts for squat in this thread.

Au contraire. That wouldn't be fair at all. The contest is open to anyone. I didn't place any restrictions on who could enter or who could vote. Well... actually come to think of it, if you were to win, you could give yourself a silly title and then fix it with your free title, which you could do ANYWAY, so it wouldn't make much sense if you were to win with the funniest custom title for yourself. And you could change it back through your mystical mod power anyway. But I don't see why your vote for someone else's suggestion shouldn't count. After all, it is one among many.

 

[Slash McCoy]

I hope I don't get banned for posting this , but seeing how good a sport Ouch is, I'm hoping everyone can see the humour in these (not just me)

But, since many titles are taken from quotes, how about some of these quotes by Ouch:

(I love this one)
I'm easily distracted

(a classic line and something you would never think someone would say)I'm a firm believer in amputation


(I love this one too)Damn technology!


keep in mind, these quotes are in are ALL out of contex

Or a straight up title
"You can't spell Grouch, without ouch"

If I win, I will just keep my current one, so you can pick for another member and have some more fun

Some more good ones! And quotes taken out of context make the best titles!

"Lovable and abrasive, like when clowns fight... to the death... with broken whiskey bottles"

Like that one, too!

Lots of good suggestions so far but lets see some +1's on your favorites! Without some votes I am gonna have a hard time deciding on a winner!

 

[sychodelix]

Unchosen Urinal Cake Sniffer.

 

[Legion]

It has to be something from one of those Japanese - English instructional videos, doesn't it?

 

[TnutsShave]

"Can post without internet access"

I've never see a green bubble next to his name, have you?

 

[Legion]

"Can post without internet access"

I've never see a green bubble next to his name, have you?

"Stealth Mod Enabled"

 

[ouch]

Au contraire. That wouldn't be fair at all. The contest is open to anyone. I didn't place any restrictions on who could enter or who could vote. Well... actually come to think of it, if you were to win, you could give yourself a silly title and then fix it with your free title, which you could do ANYWAY, so it wouldn't make much sense if you were to win with the funniest custom title for yourself. And you could change it back through your mystical mod power anyway. But I don't see why your vote for someone else's suggestion shouldn't count. After all, it is one among many.

Alright, then someone will have to beat "Slash McCoy's towel boy".


And to be clear, changing my title back would violate the 'no retribution' mandate, so whatever it is, I'm stuck for 30 days (or more).

 

[TnutsShave]

Alright, then someone will have to beat "Slash McCoy's towel boy".


And to be clear, changing my title back would violate the 'no retribution' mandate, so whatever it is, I'm stuck for 30 days (or more).

Hmmm...beat "Slash McCoy's towel boy"....

"Slash took away all of my electrical tape"

 

[TnutsShave]

Or...

"Slash made me look at his bevel angle"

http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/269469-The-Bevel-Angle-Exposed-and-Revealed?highlight=

 

[ouch]

I see from some of the recent responses that I seem to have taken some of the wind out of your sails. I guess it's no fun if you think it doesn't bother me.

Okay, I'll play along. Oh please don't make me wear a custom title. Oh, for shame. I can't bear the ridicule.

 

[Nosduj]

"I shave with a sharpened trowel and joint compound on a crowded subway."

 

[Duckster]

Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow

 

[Slash McCoy]

Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow. It tastes BAD.

I fixed it for ya..

So far, only Ouch's own suggestion has gotten a single independant vote of approval. Keep the suggestions coming, Badger-folk, but point out your favorites, too.

 

[Slash McCoy]

I see from some of the recent responses that I seem to have taken some of the wind out of your sails. I guess it's no fun if you think it doesn't bother me.

Okay, I'll play along. Oh please don't make me wear a custom title. Oh, for shame. I can't bear the ridicule.
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I think you were only pretending it doesn't bother you. Now you are pretending to be pretending that it does, to psychologically reinforce the earlier pretense. I am on to your game.

Oh please don't make me wear a custom title. Oh, for shame. I can't bear the ridicule.

That one's not too bad. or maybe just:

I can't bear the ridicule.

 

[coachschaller]

another from one of his posts...

I heard that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray, which is good to know if I ever get lonely.

 

[ouch]

So far, only Ouch's own suggestion has gotten a single independant vote of approval.

Now how sad is that?

Come on, guys. Slash paid good money for this opportunity. Help him out. Or are you yellow?

I think you were only pretending it doesn't bother you. Now you are pretending to be pretending that it does, to psychologically reinforce the earlier pretense. I am on to your game.

Ah. Ouch the Inscrutable strikes again.

 

[rockviper]

Alopeciaphobic

 

[Mike H]

Slash's Obsequious Sycophant

 

[TnutsShave]

"The Artist Formerly Known as Slash"