I'm just trying to uphold my Constitutional rights...I think there is an Amendment in there somewhere that speaks to the right to bear quality shaving products.
Are we on this site as a protest?
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I protests the enslavement of cats being forced to serve mankind as babysitters.
I came here with the hope of being able to shave more than once a week. Now I can shave everyday which is a huge achievement. I've stuck around and sometimes take few months break at the time from the forum, but I always come back when I run out of some products and I need to restock. Since I've restocked quiet a lot in the few months I've been back, I think I need to take a break for few years now... that way I will be able to save some money...
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Haven't found the "multiquote" button yet, eh?
don't pick on me doc,,,,,i'm only little.
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and i had you picked as a beauty parlour kind of guy.
well you see there's where you went wrong in the first place - picturing me as any kind of guy!
so your saying i'm half right?
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I'm here because I like it here.
You're just freaking out. We're just different. Note that many of us write with fountain pens instead of cheap gel pens. We shave with DE instead of expensive multi-blades. We're just different. We know and appreciate the quality of doing things correctly with the right stuff. There was even a song about us it went something like this:
Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know
Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I use public toilets and I **** on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah
You know what Im gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a ******* thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear ******* weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....
Well you get the picture, that's us.
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Louisgrande- you're going to need to do some uber-censoring on that song if you plan on quoting it!!!
