B&B Member's Classic Quotes

brianw said:

I think very little could beat your custom title

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nole1 said:

...I used to shave while half awake in the morning or running out the door. If I do that now I look like an extra from Silence of the Lambs.

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"It's about time you found me someplace to sit, you worthless jackwagon! Now, get that flattop right, and a double dose of that Lilac Foofoo water afterwards...Barbie just loves that stinky stuff!"

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RichGem said:

TopGumby strikes again:



From here.

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brianw said:

I think very little could beat your custom title

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Madame Scodioli said:

It was the strangest thing... a massive herd of badgers stormed in and ravaged my shop!!! But I will have more shaving soap ready to ship in a few weeks.

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i was nearly trampled!

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Telecaster52 said:

tabac smells like a funeral home

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jwcarlson said:

A funeral home for wiskers.

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RichGem said:

From a n00b, no less:

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Ru4scuba? said:

Nice couple of quotes together!

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Telecaster52 said:

tabac smells like a funeral home

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jwcarlson said:

A funeral home for wiskers.

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SlagleRock said:

From the "revisiting a puck of Tabac thread"

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Ru4scuba? said:

Great minds Rob....great minds....look two posts up from yours

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DFrancis said:

Not a quote but a screenshot from general shaving.

not a bad way to go if you ask me.

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DFrancis said:

Not a quote but a screenshot from general shaving.

not a bad way to go if you ask me.

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Originally Posted by C Reed
Seriously I want to be famous and dead by the time I'm 30.
John Wilkes Booth...is that you?
C Reed
I'll settle for infamy... check the news in like 6 years and 3 months.

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Originally Posted by DFrancis
Logic and truth have no place in the clown house

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Governor11201 said:

..... My only surprise when using it is that my streaming tears don't actually freeze on contact then shatter upon hitting the floor.

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Prince said:

Just don't splash it on your face then reach down to scratch yourself. Your manhood will tingle for quite a while.

I uh...was told this by a friend.

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Ronanh said:

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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Swampfox said:

Another one from the "My first date...."thread

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Swampfox said:

Another one from the "My first date...."thread

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Ru4scuba? said:

.....My wife isn't laughing....

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steveclarkus said:

Don't complain: my wife won't even let me date anymore.

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