Dear Arko,
You are a disappointment to me.
Why? not because of your performance. In fact, you lather up very nicely for me. I get some of the best shave's I've had from you.
Is it because of your scent? No. It's not bad, it's not really good.
Arko, It's because I have other soaps that I have spent a small fortune on.
I have them in their wood bowls, I have them imported from places that Royalty supposedly used. I have them in Lavender and Sandalwood, Bay Rhum and West Indian Limes.
But you Arko, you are the cheapest and the dollar for dollar, the most effective. This saddens me. I want to believe that I have to purchase something expensive because that naturally makes it better.
But then you came into my life.
Yes, I had to mill you into a bowl because I didn't like your shape.
I might be vain that way, but it had to be done.
I'm sorry for my harsh words, but that's the way I feel.
You keep showing up my expensive soaps. They may revolt.
I can't handle that right now.
Don't worry, we can still be friends. You'll always have a place in my rotation.
Sincerely,
Marc (maxman)
You are a disappointment to me.
Why? not because of your performance. In fact, you lather up very nicely for me. I get some of the best shave's I've had from you.
Is it because of your scent? No. It's not bad, it's not really good.
Arko, It's because I have other soaps that I have spent a small fortune on.
I have them in their wood bowls, I have them imported from places that Royalty supposedly used. I have them in Lavender and Sandalwood, Bay Rhum and West Indian Limes.
But you Arko, you are the cheapest and the dollar for dollar, the most effective. This saddens me. I want to believe that I have to purchase something expensive because that naturally makes it better.
But then you came into my life.
Yes, I had to mill you into a bowl because I didn't like your shape.
I might be vain that way, but it had to be done.
I'm sorry for my harsh words, but that's the way I feel.
You keep showing up my expensive soaps. They may revolt.
I can't handle that right now.
Don't worry, we can still be friends. You'll always have a place in my rotation.
Sincerely,
Marc (maxman)