OldSaw
The wife's investment
I didn't realize these were so hard to get. I had to order from two different suppliers in order to get two boxes for a large family gathering all next week.
My brother-in-law and I had already discussed our picks for the get together. So when one of the attendees posted a group message (which included my wife), I pretended like I was replying to my brother-in-law and said, "My wife doesn't need to know I spent $49 on cigars." He laughed, and now my wife thinks I only spent $49 on cigars.
Anyway, I can hardly wait till Friday. Gonna light one up and relax.
My brother-in-law and I had already discussed our picks for the get together. So when one of the attendees posted a group message (which included my wife), I pretended like I was replying to my brother-in-law and said, "My wife doesn't need to know I spent $49 on cigars." He laughed, and now my wife thinks I only spent $49 on cigars.
Anyway, I can hardly wait till Friday. Gonna light one up and relax.