Change a quote about love to be more cynical.
1. If music be food of love, why am I on a diet of Nickelback? - Wm. Shakespeare
2. "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other," said Audrey Hepburn, adding "unless you're drowning; then it's a life preserver."
3. Love is the triumph of ignorance over intelligence -- H. L. Mencken
4. Love is like the wind, you can't see it but it can take your Doublewide. -- Nicholas Sparks
5. Love is the flower you've got to spray with herbicide. --- John Lennon
6. O my love is like a red red rose, sharp and thorny until June - Burns
7. And Wuv, tru Wuv, will fowow you foweva... So twy walking upstweam in a bwook to thwow it off yow twail - The Impressive Clergyman in Princess Bride.
8. He who loves walks in darkness. -Plato
9. "Love is a many splintered thing."
10. There is no remedy for love except getting caught surfing dating sites -- Henry David Thoreau
11. You can't blame gravity for falling in love. But when you fall, call a lawyer in case of injury -- Einstein.
12. I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me. And by love I mean Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Say No more - Foreigner
13. Love is blind ... once you can see, you get a divorce.
1. If music be food of love, why am I on a diet of Nickelback? - Wm. Shakespeare
2. "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other," said Audrey Hepburn, adding "unless you're drowning; then it's a life preserver."
3. Love is the triumph of ignorance over intelligence -- H. L. Mencken
4. Love is like the wind, you can't see it but it can take your Doublewide. -- Nicholas Sparks
5. Love is the flower you've got to spray with herbicide. --- John Lennon
6. O my love is like a red red rose, sharp and thorny until June - Burns
7. And Wuv, tru Wuv, will fowow you foweva... So twy walking upstweam in a bwook to thwow it off yow twail - The Impressive Clergyman in Princess Bride.
8. He who loves walks in darkness. -Plato
9. "Love is a many splintered thing."
10. There is no remedy for love except getting caught surfing dating sites -- Henry David Thoreau
11. You can't blame gravity for falling in love. But when you fall, call a lawyer in case of injury -- Einstein.
12. I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me. And by love I mean Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Say No more - Foreigner
13. Love is blind ... once you can see, you get a divorce.