Name the Mascot PIF

I have not done a PIF for quite a long time and have been wanting to do one for awhile so here goes.
To win this PIF you have to name my new shaving Mascot and tell me why you think he deserves your name. You can also tell us about other inanimate objects that have been given names. He is an inexpensive little green fella with a wonderful handlebar mustache and large eyes. Some of you may have seen him in today's OCtober shave photo. Here he is in the flesh, er in the cloth.

The PIF will consist of a vintage razor, a soap or cream, a brush and some blades. It will be a good starter kit. I might put some options in there for DE or SE. It will run until 12 pm November 15. The winner will be chosen by a select group of celebrity judges hand picked by yours truly.

This contest is open WORLDWIDE. Goodluck.

I'm naming him Pringles, because he reminds me of the Sour Cream and Onion Pringles guy.

I'm going with Kenny, because for some reason he reminds me of Kenny Powers.

Smitty Shavesworthy. He seems like a Smitty and reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy a bit haha.

I'm in! Missure Snigglehausen!

The eyes are German, the hair French, and his moustache indicates a smile/giggle combo.

Not in, but how about The Captain and Chenille?

It is obvious. EIGHT TO THE BAR.

Eyes are 8 above that magnificent handlebar mustache.

He is a great green musical talent.

Mickey

Señor Pickles! Yea that seems about right

Lawrence, because that is the name of the character from office space he reminds me of.

Frankenstache McMullet. Any fine creature such as he deserves a proper name.

Im in.

Olaf because he looks like Olaf Marschall.

Luigi. Because he just looks like a Luigi to me.

Frankenstache

Sir Jasper.

Why? Because he's green & brown, and I miss Jasper. Sir, because obviously, that mustache is befitting only a knight.

Not in, but the puppet immediately reminded me of Larry the Cucumber from the children's show.

I'm in, I would have to say his name should be Mustachio for obvious reasons. [emoji1]

Barbasol cartwright

Mr. 'Stache.

Im in. Even though he has the stash.

Vinnie "Barber"ino

He should be named El Guapo, as in "Hey, El Guapo". Because it's Spanish for "The Handsome One" and it's the least you could do for the poor little fella that obviously tries so hard but still falls short (like some of us)[emoji6]