The Person Below Me "Game"

Probably true, though I'd be mighty hungry after the second day.
TPBM appreciates a good bed.

Appreciates? Sure, true. In spite of my appreciation though, I'm perfectly happy sleeping on a wood floor.

TPBM thinks the vast majority of mustaches look absolutely ridiculous.

False...very false

TPBM prefers paper clips to staples

True! TPBM Says they'll clean their house but forgets as soon as they get home.

False. But I don't think about cleaning my house while out.

TPBM would love to go swimming this evening.

True! But I'm on doctor's orders to avoid soaking for at least another week :-(

TPBM is going to have cheeseburgers for dinner like me.

True - an excellent idea!

TPBM needs to get more sleep.

No. I'd probably sit down and cry, and then go in random directions, and probably die.

TPBM has a PlayStation

False. I want one though.

TPBM has a secret recipe for a summer food, like potato salad, Barbeque sauce or grilled chicken, etc.

True.

TPBM wears suspenders.

Mostly false, though I do have one older suit that sports them.

TPBM hasn't had a beard since joining B&B.

True. I don't want one.

TPBM has a three piece suit that never gets worn.

False, I think I donated it to a thrift shop because it never got worn.

TPBM has a kid in various camps this summer.

False. I'm 16 so...
TPBM is afraid of spiders.

True, so very, very true.

TPBM will be seeing Guardians of the Galaxy within a week of opening.

True. Going to the premiere here in town.

TPBM likes looking at the stars in the sky.

True. When I was a child, I loved sleeping in the backyard and looking at the sky.

TPBM is going to great lengths to achieve the best shave ever tomorrow.

Maybe? I am thrilled to finally be trying B&M but if I don't get the lather right it won't be the best.

TPBM is going swimming today.

False.

TPBM makes beef jerky.

False but I do enjoy it.

TPBM has never been at fault for a traffic accident.