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Today's hair product: Royal Crown pomade I continued with my experiment with light pomades today by choosing world famous pomade from 1938 in Royal Crown. I added four HUGE scoops of the Royal Crown in order to get the wet look to my hair. Sure enough, it worked well. The thing with my hair though, it doesnt stay wet looking because Ive got blond hair. My hair doesnt look wet even when I get out of the shower.
Surprisingly, this pomade makes my hair shine like nothing Ive used before. While other light pomades reflect off my hair and give little shine, Royal Crown actually makes my hair glow. It must be the olive oil-petroleum combination that does it. I had a great hair day today, I must say. Im not really into light pomades, but I wanted to test a bunch of my light pomades to get them some use and to see how well my hair looks.
As Ive mentioned in the past, Royal Crown is pomade used by Johnny Cash in his early days. Its great stuff.
Royal Crown is a game changer for me. If this were the only pomade I ever used for the rest of my life, I would be very happy, because it makes me look me look like a movie star. My hair glows with this stuff in it, and I dont even need to really put much time in styling it for me to look like a superstar. I think I spent all of 5 minutes applying Royal Crown pomade in my hair. The stuff looks like a light pomade and scoops out like a light, but the hold that I get with this stuff is similar to a strong medium like Murrays Beeswax or Murrays Nu Nile. It had my hair in perfect position all day, but with INCREDIBLE shine!
I was working all day today and stuck in my cubicle at work. However, when I did walk around my job, the women were craning their necks like mad in staring at me. It was obviously the Royal Crown in my hair that had them breaking their necks to drink in the sight of me. I usually dont have super shiny pomade in my hair like I did today, and them women go wild for this look obviously. When I was in the cafeteria, one woman stopped and said, Hi loudly, and just stared at me without saying anything else. She was basically teeing up the conversation with one word, just waiting for me to start in and keep the conversation going. I wasnt about to do that. If a woman wants me, shes going to have to do the heavy lifting because Ive got too many other women throwing themselves at me. If they want me bad enough, theyll work hard to get me otherwise Im not going to strain myself yapping to get these in my life. Its too much of a hassle. I just want to be silent and look good because I hate talking. Blah-blah-blah.
When Im not at work, Ive got my new Ann Bankcroft look alike girlfriend coming over every day. Im actually starting to feel like Im suffocating, but shes so perfect. Its hard to describe how perfect she is. Each time I think of dumping her to get my freedom, she does something that makes it impossible for me to cut her loose. I like being with her. The two of us are like stars and people can't keep their eyes off us when we're together.
I know I look better with Murrays Superior, Murrays Xtra Heavy and Dax Wave and Groom in my hair, but sometimes I want to deprive the women of me looking my best. They dont deserve it. If I'm in the mood, then I'll give them my best.
Very entertaining to read. I always thought that was a light pomade ... Will put in my to buy list.