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I don't much about coticule... but this made me laugh

Here's my theory: this guy on the 'Bay is a fellow B & Ber with HAD bad--real bad. His wife is giving him crazy sh*t to get rid of some of his hones, and he knows he should cull the herd, but he just can't bring himself to do it. So he lists them on the 'Bay at insanely high prices and with ridiculous descriptions designed to scare any potential buyer away, so that they will never sell! So then he can say to the wife, "I'm trying, I listed them eBay," and feel a little bit better about himself.
 
Here's my theory: this guy on the 'Bay is a fellow B & Ber with HAD bad--real bad. His wife is giving him crazy sh*t to get rid of some of his hones, and he knows he should cull the herd, but he just can't bring himself to do it. So he lists them on the 'Bay at insanely high prices and with ridiculous descriptions designed to scare any potential buyer away, so that they will never sell! So then he can say to the wife, "I'm trying, I listed them eBay," and feel a little bit better about himself.
Nice theory but i'm sticking with he's an idiot.
 
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