A good straight razor will end bumps forever (not a shavette). They are actually very gentle once they are professionally honed.
Am I the only person who thinks that @NorthernerShave's neck looks fine?
As somone with pale, sensitive skin, I often have worse irritation than this despite >10 years of traditional shaving practice, especially when I shave for several days in succession.
I almost never get weepers, but I have come to accept a bit of irritation as the cost of doing business. Good prep and very sharp blades help, but even then it takes only the slightest deviation from flawless technique for the follicles around my jawline or neckline to look irritated. Even a WTG pass can do it if the blade isn't up to snuff, and I don't have to feel sore to look sore.
It's still massively better than the days when I used cartridges, but the only way I am going to be 100% irritation free for 100% of the time is to grow a beard...and that ain't happening.
So, my advice would be not to worry about it. I can barely see a problem, and I doubt anyone else can either
So maybe quit being a goblin and quit stirring the pot.