Very generous offer.
Please do not include me.
Please do not include me.
I am soooooooo disappointed that this isn't a real Williams/Veg thread.
What the Hell.
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago morn'
A new wet shaver risks B&B's scorn
Milling Williams
And his SWMBO cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another odd twist to his AD's
Milling Williams
People, don't you understand
This shaver needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be a smelly old man some day
Take a look at you and me,
Posting here on B&B,
Do we simply hold our noses
And turn the other way
Well the world turns
And a crazy wet shaver with tone-deaf nose
Plays with aftershaves and that soap that blows
He's milling Williams
And he gets razor burn
But he's too new and he's too cheap
To bust out some cash
For a soap that beats
Milling Williams
Then one night in desperation
Our young shaver buys the Veg
He mills a puck, in an old glass jar,
Pours in some Veg, but he don't get far
And his SWMBO cries
As the forum gathers 'round another damn thread
Written by a wetshaver who has learned to dread
Milling Williams
As his lather dries,
On a cold and gray Chicago morn',
Another new shaver thinks he's found a cheap score
Milling Williams
Nice PIF, and I'll go in, thank you very much.
Count me in, but could you also mill Williams with the Veg and post pictures?