Roaster MacGuyvers ARE the big boys. Don't let the shiny toys fool you into believing otherwise.
Ooooh...
With that kind of encouragement, the only way my wife's blowdryer will be safely out of my clutches is if I go down to the hardware store and get one of those industrial heat guns. If it'll peel paint, it may roast some coffee.
The poor, long-suffering dear already had to go to the thrift store once to get me a cheap blowdryer, as she always found hers out at the grill, propped up to the air vent of the Big Green Egg. Blowdryers work great for stoking up that fire in a hurry! The nozzle can get a bit sooty and melty over time though...
Roger