OK, I'm Starting To Get Really Upset

[cottontop]

What is really pi***** me off are all of the negative comments about The Veg. There are several Veg threads going and the comments are the same. It is ok with me if one says something like, "I don't like The Veg." or "My SWMBO does not like The Veg.", or "I am not chosen," or something like that. But when they say that they despise The Veg. or that it smells like cat urine or they barfed after using The Veg. or they tried for days to wash it off and couldn't, etc. etc. Come on people, if you don't like The Veg., then ok, but stop with all of the exaggerated unappreciated undeserved derogatory comments. I have had enough. Veg. users unite. We are THE chosen. Veg. haters, get over it!
cottontop

 

[Eeyore]

I recommend you read some ARKO threads and cool down ;-)

 

[Mike H]

Like this?

You're a mean one, Mr. Veg
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Veg,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Veg,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Veg,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Veg,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Veg,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Veg,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Veg,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Veg,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Veg,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Veg,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Veg,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

 

[Kramerica]

Making fun of the Veg, Arko, and Tabac is part of B&B culture. I hate Arko, love Tabac, and have never tried the Veg. But the jokes about all three crack me up.

It is nothing personal, it's just B&B.

 

[Nerveya]

Very little negative comments are said with malice around these parts--it's all part of the fun A gentlemanly culture B&B has cultivated largely prevents that and the mods enforce it. So I assure you that you are overreacting a tad bit. Join in on the fun and know that a lot of it is tongue-in-cheek!

 

[August West]

I really like Starbucks.

 

[cottontop]

Come on now, am I such a bad writer that I didn't even convey a "little" sarcasm in my OP? You guys really need to lighten up.
cottontop

 

[Musikmann]

I really like Starbucks.

OMG, you use their coffee cups as a shaving mug or have they come out with a coffee aftershave? ROTF! In all seriousness, I like their coffee just fine but buy it at a TJ Maxx or a Marshall's where it is discounted.

 

[August West]

 

[DickWhitman]

This makes me want to post a TAPE thread in the honing section.

 

[khun_diddy]

I went the The Veg last night.

 

[Topgumby]

The Veg has big shoulders.

Hate on the Veg, and it just absorbs your negative waves and turns them into peaceful pools of lilac calm. Despise the Veg and it grows stronger. Rail against the Veg, go on a red-faced rant that turns the air blue with profanity and the Veg blossoms into a powdery floral fortress of green goodness.

Don't worry about the anti Vegites on this forum. The very liquid soul of the most primeval Pinaud, our beloved Veg, is formed by the bitter tears of rage that it wrings from the tormented unchosen.

 

[August West]

 

[patrickthebassbash]

I really like Starbucks.

I really like their Mocha Valencia, but not all of the Starbucks in my area serve it. Those Starbucks are a lesser sort of coffee house to me, much like the stores who carry The Veg are just a cut above those who do not. That's right, Bed Bath and Beyond is freakin' better than Nordstrom's because they carry The Veg, dagnabbit!!!

 

[khun_diddy]

The Veg has big shoulders.

Hate on the Veg, and it just absorbs your negative waves and turns them into peaceful pools of lilac calm. Despise the Veg and it grows stronger. Rail against the Veg, go on a red-faced rant that turns the air blue with profanity and the Veg blossoms into a powdery floral fortress of green goodness.

Don't worry about the anti Vegites on this forum. The very liquid soul of the most primeval Pinaud, our beloved Veg, is formed by the bitter tears of rage that it wrings from the tormented unchosen.

 

[Sullybob]

The Veg has big shoulders.

Hate on the Veg, and it just absorbs your negative waves and turns them into peaceful pools of lilac calm. Despise the Veg and it grows stronger. Rail against the Veg, go on a red-faced rant that turns the air blue with profanity and the Veg blossoms into a powdery floral fortress of green goodness.

Don't worry about the anti Vegites on this forum. The very liquid soul of the most primeval Pinaud, our beloved Veg, is formed by the bitter tears of rage that it wrings from the tormented unchosen.

The voice of sanity in the sea of discontent.

 

[BSAGuy]

Incredibly creative!!! ROFLMAO.

Thanks for posting.

I have never tried the Veg, but as others have noted, all the poking here is in good fun.

Like this?

You're a mean one, Mr. Veg
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Veg,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Veg,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Veg,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Veg,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Veg,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Veg,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Veg,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Veg,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Veg,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Veg,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Veg,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

 

[JerYnkFan]

 

[tromboneliness]

Hate on the Veg, and it just absorbs your negative waves and turns them into peaceful pools of lilac calm.

 

[Uncle Brian]

My only claim too fame .... I sniffed the Veg and lived!