My wife bought a lifetime supply of toilet paper.

[Frito Ray]

It’s “septic safe” because only a few squares ever get used.

 

[Tirvine]

Yup, just had one last month, not fun....

The prep is not fun, but the procedure is a half day off on good drugs. I always prep on Sunday and go in Monday morning. They offer me apple juice. I decline, arise, dress, and have my wife drive us half a block to Short Stop for cheeseburgers and fries. No liquids.

 

[Quaznoid]

We have about 5 of those megapacks, plus giant stocks of paper towels, napkins, canned goods, tuna, coffee, etc. If you have the room to store it bulk purchases of paper and canned goods are a great hedge against inflation.

 

[ButterfaceX]

Platium, Iridium, Titanium, Chrome, PTEF or Stainless Steel?
BFX

 

[Chef455]

This was my first.

Everyone always said the prep was worst than the procedure. They weren't kidding.

A wise man invests in a bidet attachment prior to prepping for a colonoscopy.

@David that would result in a his/hers situation I'm afraid.