Jokes that make you groan

[Aziraphale]

I just had a flash of genius!

Prof Goldberg is in the parking lot without his pants again.

 

[Eric_75]

 

[ackvil]

 

[noodles hovar]

My friend sent me a joke in the mail.

Took me a few days to get it.

 

[luvmysuper]

I was in line at the IRS behind Satan for a really long time.
I guess they're right when they say the Devil takes many forms.

 

[luvmysuper]

My mailman is very supportive. I told him I didn't know the postal abbreviation for Oklahoma.
He said "It's OK"

 

[captp]

Couldn't think of a better place for this

 

[JustJames]

How do you measure the quality of a pun?

With a sighsmograph!

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Bosh Hog]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[DrStrange]

I saw 2 crows in my backyard. I think it was an attempted murder.

They were terminated for just caws.

 

[TinyTim]

911 Operator: What's your emergency?
Man: My friend just got hit by a car, he needs an ambulance.
Operator: Where are you?
Man: Eucalyptus Street
Operator: Can you spell that?
Man: < Long pause>
Operator: Are you still there?
Man: I'll call you back after I drag him over to Pine Street

 

[noodles hovar]

I went to the bakery and asked for a helicopter cookie.

They didn’t have any so I had to have a plane one.

 

[Price]

 

[luvmysuper]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

To get to the idiots house!

Knock Knock:
Who's there?

Spoiler

The chicken

 

[Bosh Hog]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Eric_75]

 

[Captain Pre-Capsize]

Did you hear about the chameleon that could not change colors?

He had a reptile dysfunction.