If you haven't yet joined, don't worry because I will now administer (written by our scribe, member Mario [a.k.a.Gatsby]), the Order of Pinaud sacred Oath...please repeat after me;
"I do solemnly affirm that I will uphold my membership to the Order of Pinaud (a.k.a "The Club") through my loyalty to the fine A/S, my unwavering dedication to assist all wet shaving enthusiasts, and to promote the iron-clad fellowship that is B & B.
I do swear this on my sword, my (name your razor), and, my lance, my (name your brush): my weapons of choice in smiting the daily scourge that is my stubble".