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Baker's Dozen: Corrupted Quotations Edition

Awright. Silly up some Shakespeare.

1. "What is this spatula I see before me, the handle toward my hand?" - Macbeth
2. "Romeo! Romeo! ... Upload thy GPS Coordinates, Romeo!"
3. "We have scotched the worm, not tequilaed it." -- Macbeth
4. "Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grape ape." Romeo and Juliet
5. King Leer ... casting by Harvey Weinstein
6. "In my stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of Harveyness. Some are born Harvey, some achieve Harveyness, and some have Harveyness thrust upon 'em.
7. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our drywall and spackle! - Hank V
8. The first course against the grain never did run smooth, ouch - A Morning's First Light Scream
 

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Awright. Silly up some Shakespeare.

1. "What is this spatula I see before me, the handle toward my hand?" - Macbeth
2. "Romeo! Romeo! ... Upload thy GPS Coordinates, Romeo!"
3. "We have scotched the worm, not tequilaed it." -- Macbeth
4. "Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grape ape." Romeo and Juliet
5. King Leer ... casting by Harvey Weinstein
6. "In my stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of Harveyness. Some are born Harvey, some achieve Harveyness, and some have Harveyness thrust upon 'em.
7. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our drywall and spackle! - Hank V
8. All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis!
......All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor!
......All hail, Macbeth, all our base are belong to you!
 
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