What aftershave for jury duty?

[Wombat ESQ]

This "Veg" stuff sounds nasty? My go to favourite would be 3 day old Himalayan Yaks Urine subtle yet overpowering.

 

[CzechCzar]

What aftershave should I wear for jury duty? Should I go for something classy, warm, and inviting like Stirling Gentleman. Would something alluring and sophisticated like Floid Black be a better choice? Maybe I should try to get out of it and wear The Veg as no man with sound judgment would wear that by choice.

Me, my wife, and one of my walking buddies all got summoned for the same time. This is my third time in four years and my wife's third time in less than three years.

Lilac Vegetal, so you won't get picked.

 

[nemo]

Here come da judge!

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[WThomas0814]

Too obvious?

 

[Quaznoid]

Definitely Lilac Vegetal, to speed up deliberations

 

[SHAVEWIZARD420]

English Leather or Vintage Aramis. Pick the strongest juice in your collection so you will stand out amongst the crowd and sway the vote to not guilty.

 

[P-51G t]

What aftershave should I wear for jury duty? Should I go for something classy, warm, and inviting like Stirling Gentleman. Would something alluring and sophisticated like Floid Black be a better choice? Maybe I should try to get out of it and wear The Veg as no man with sound judgment would wear that by choice.

Me, my wife, and one of my walking buddies all got summoned for the same time. This is my third time in four years and my wife's third time in less than three years.

Oh boy, what a great topic. this thread can go through so many nuances it’s not even funny.
Id say Ogallala double strength bay rum, lay it loud and proud