Thinking of leaving the Williams behind

[Gray Wolf]

OK, I must be getting tired!
I should make this more concise:
After trying the Surrey, I trashed the Williams,
Then bought all the SURREY that was in stock!

 

[luvmysuper]

Hey!

Look over there! A bird!!

the fine art of distraction

 

[Topgumby]

Dorothy: Gee, what are you doing here on the ground, with that straw coming out of your face?

Scarecrow: Well, I try to be smooth, but I have this problem....


Oh I've tried and tried for hours
Let it soak while I have showered,
But I feel like such a jerk
Oh, with VDH I'm Stylin'
And Tabac, it leaves me smilin'
But I can't make Williams work

I've used both the boar and badger
To try and make it lather,
It's an awful lot of work
I'll give up, that's what I'm thinkin'
And that citronella's stinkin'
And I can't make Williams work

Oh, I can't tell you why, that Williams makes my arm so sore
I've swirled and pumped and swirled and pumped some more
But still that puck, I just deplore

The stuff it makes won't shave for nothun'
And soon it's dry as stuffin'
And it makes me go berserk
I think these other guys are lyin'
'Cause I've spent my life a-tryin'
And I can't make Williams work...


Dorothy: Now, where in the Hell did I put that Zippo, Toto?

 

[rosborne]

DON"T LEAVE WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There'll be no one else to love it!

My co-worker only uses Williams. It's all he's tried and likes it. I tried it. Threw it away. Weeks later I go to work where I know he'll see me place my order with Sue at SCS. He asks me to order two of her soaps for him to try. They'll be here next week with my order. Can't wait to hear his response. Once he leaves it and if you leave it, THERE WILL BE NO LOVE FOR WILLIAMS! As for VDH Deluxe, it was my first soap and will always be in my rotation. (And I like it's smell too) I would have liked to experienced vintage Williams. I like their aftershave (Aqua Velva Blue Ice) although they'll probably screw it up too while moving it to the plastic bottles, yet that's a totoally different topic.

 

[luvmysuper]

DON"T LEAVE WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There'll be no one else to love it!

My co-worker only uses Williams. It's all he's tried and likes it. I tried it. Threw it away. Weeks later I go to work where I know he'll see me place my order with Sue at SCS. He asks me to order two of her soaps for him to try. They'll be here next week with my order. Can't wait to hear his response. Once he leaves it and if you leave it, THERE WILL BE NO LOVE FOR WILLIAMS! As for VDH Deluxe, it was my first soap and will always be in my rotation. (And I like it's smell too) I would have liked to experienced vintage Williams. I like their aftershave (Aqua Velva Blue Ice) although they'll probably screw it up too while moving it to the plastic bottles, yet that's a totoally different topic.

Sure, nice try.

So says the man from Williamstown.

Don't worry, man - You can go ahead and post the popular opinion just to get along, we know where you're really coming from.

 

[JCD]

Phil, pure comedic genius. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Ferengi]

Thanks for the poem Topgumby (or is it a song?). Always entertaining.

 

[Topgumby]

You're welcome, and it's a parody of a song...I thought everybody knew the Wizard of Oz!

[YOUTUBE]8RjXY_-PUbo[/YOUTUBE]

 

[luvmysuper]

You're welcome, and it's a parody of a song...I thought everybody knew the Wizard of Oz!

Nope, Just us old goats!!

 

[Deltaboy]

I milled my williams and added my left over Colgate to it it worked great. Just give it a good shot of Corn huskers friend and your set.

 

[kingfisher]

Yep. A song parody. I might've started it like this:

I could while away the hours,
And use up all my powers,
But the Williams won't behave.
Now my arm is a hurtin'
With all the time I've been exertin'
But I still don't have a shave.



Or something like that.


And TopGumby's is still better.