Share your shaving limerick

[blethenstrom]

We had some interesting discussions in the journal section and of course we ended up derailed and started making up limericks for some reason. I thought that it would be fun to share your shaving related limericks that you can come up with. You might even be a poet and you might not even know it. I will start us off with one.......

In a tub with a frothy embrace,
Shaving soap brings a smile to my face.
With a lather so fine,
It makes every line
A smooth journey, a close, happy trace!

 

[Eric_75]

I'll add mine from your journal here, Boris.

There once was a man from Leeds
With an abundance of shave soaps and creams
He had razors galore
But his true love was for
That great blade that's called GSB

 

[blethenstrom]

I'll add mine from your journal here, Boris.

There once was a man from Leeds
With an abundance of shave soaps and creams
He had razors galore
But his true love was for
That great blade that's called GSB

Of course that was the one that started it all. Then I responded.....

There was a man from Sweden
Not a GSB found in his den
He was happy, he was jolly
They tried to trap him and pull him down into their folly
But he withstood their trickery and games and would not get into their play pen

 

[Ankerwycke]

There was a young man from Portrush
Who shaved with a razor and brush
He was covered in gashes and various rashes
Despite lather abundant and lush
Yet he had it made there was Badger & Blade
For this cut up young man from Portrush.

 

[blethenstrom]

There was a young man from Portrush
Who shaved with a razor and brush
He was covered in gashes and various rashes
Despite lather abundant and lush
Yet he had it made there was Badger & Blade
For this cut up young man from Portrush.

Great one! Poor guy though....

 

[Ankerwycke]

Great one! Poor guy though....

They breed them tough in Portrush.

 

[Darth Scandalous]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who lathered his soap in a bucket,
With oodles left over
He tried to shave Rover,
But the dog took one look and said... "no thanks."

 

[blethenstrom]

There was a man with a razor named striper
He was trying a new blade named Tiger
Although being diligent and careful, he acquired nicks and cuts
He was not lacking in skill and was definitely no klutz
It is not my fault, this blade is certainly a tugger

 

[borwish]

My mother in law is a Muppet
she raves as loud as a trumpet
It starts with a shout
and then turns to a pout
if her tongue were a blade I would tuck it.

 

[blethenstrom]

My mother in law is a Muppet
she raves as loud as a trumpet
It starts with a shout
and then turns to a pout
if her tongue was a blade I would tuck it.

That is an awesome one!

 

[AshleyC]

Damn, I've the blood of the Isles running through me...but it would take much effort to come up with a passable haiku. Nevermind a limerick.

 

[Eric_75]

There once was a man from Marseille
Addicted to ordering blades
It's a disease
For I'm never pleased
With all that I have stashed away

 

[blethenstrom]

There once was a man from Marseille Nashville
Addicted to ordering blades freewill
It's a disease
For I'm never pleased
With all that I have stashed away it is always underfill

I cannot let that pass my friend so I have to fix it. I know it does have the same ring, but I just needed to make it true.

 

[blethenstrom]

I cannot let that pass my friend so I have to fix it. I know it does have the same ring, but I just needed to make it true.

@Eric_75 I made some more updates

There once was a man from Nashville
Addicted to ordering blades freewill
It's a disease
For I'm never pleased
With all that I have stashed away it is always underfill

There now it fits perfectly

 

[Eric_75]

I cannot let that pass my friend

My dear friend Boris is getting all Gandalf on me.

 

[spacemonkey42]

There once was a man named Boris
His name we all shouted in chorus
He loves to make soap
and give all hope
but pressuring him on GSB does bore us

 

[House Boy]

Mary had a little lamb,
It’s fleece was white as snow.
Mary took out her Ralf Aust straight,
and shaved the lamb slow.
With the fleece Mary made a sweater,
in winter there’s nothing better.
The lamb froze to death without the fleece,
all Mary could say in her cold heart is rest in peace little lamb I got what I wanted.

 

[Darth Scandalous]

Eric bought blades like a woman buys shoes:
'til his stash numbered more than he ever could use
He decided one day
That he'd give some away.
Including Gillette Silver Blues.

 

[Eric_75]

Eric bought blades like a woman buys shoes:
'til his stash numbered more than he ever could use
He decided one day
That he'd give some away.
Including Gillette Silver Blues.

Who tipped you off on my next PIF, my friend?

 

[Hawkweber]

Who tipped you off on my next PIF, my friend?

Oohhh! I'm in!