Pif - Tub of TOBS sandalwood cream.

[Henrik]

A hand wave from Europe here- ok a thumb then Not sure what amusing joke I should throw but hey- I will happily pay for the p&p. A number... How about 43?

 

[Max Headroom]

Number 25
I would like so much to try TOBS sandalwood, but I'm not exactly in Western Europe, currently residing in Eastern, which you might say is adjacent to Western.
And for amusing reason ... well because I can make you smile.
Here it goes:


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

 

[Red]

Awesome. I'm in. 16!

 

[Dools]

Not in, but, Very Kind of you.

 

[chris.hale]

And the resulls are in!



For some reason the picture is tiny, but the number chosen is 95. Unadan got closest with 77, but Portland is definitely not UK and Eire so sorry, but you're disqualified. Jcostom and Jwtiger both got next closest with 72, but Jcostom picked it first and is therefore the winner. Congratulations! If you could please let me know your address in London I'll post the package to arrive while you're there. If you're prepared to fly over to collect it from a UK address I think you're qualified to enter.

Thankyou for all your interest.