How about, never trust anyone that hasn't earned it?
Man Rules.
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Don't have one girlfriend, have many friends that are girls.
Rules are meant to be broken. 
Listen twice as much as you speak. Your favorite topic of conversation should not be you.
Listen twice as much as you speak. Your favorite topic of conversation should not be you.
“Accept sunscreen help from whoever cares enough about you to offer.”
(Yesterday my cousin underwent surgery to remove two Stage 2 cancerous tumours.)
(Yesterday my cousin underwent surgery to remove two Stage 2 cancerous tumours.)
If the question is "does my bum look big in this?" the answer is ALWAYS "No"! Do not even pause for thought...let alone checking different angles
Wow, not only have I checked different angles, I've offered comparisons to other women..."Yeah honey, it does. Its bigger than that one over there but not as big as that other one. Do you want to start coming to the gym with me?"" She got the message and never asked again.
Man Rules
Never use the words scrumptuous or yum.
Don't stand still thinking the angry dog coming towards you won't bite. It will.
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the only time a woman can drive a man's car is when he's drunk.
At a couple's 50th wedding anniversary my freind asked the groom what is the secret to a happy, successful mariage that lasted for so long.
The elderly gent stood up, and in a quiet but confident voice said, "Well son, when you're wrong, admit it straight away. And when you're right, shut the hell up."
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you have to be invited or given permission before taking over another man's BBQ.
Respect is earned through consideration. Consideration and respect are exchanged in equal parts by men of honor. For without one the other cannot truly exist. For merit and intent are the only true means we have to judge the nobility of our fellow man. Merit and intent are proven in deed, not words.
Never drink a bottle of tequila and use a Husqvarna chain saw on the same day.
Buying the smaller size of bass boat because it's cheaper is always a mistake.
Driving your atv up and down the blacktop road is not only illegal and dangerous, it makes you look like a pansy. Get the damn thing off the highway.
Unless you herd cattle or sheep for a living, that cowboy hat makes you look ridiculous.
Never marry a woman who dislikes fishing.
Buying the smaller size of bass boat because it's cheaper is always a mistake.
Driving your atv up and down the blacktop road is not only illegal and dangerous, it makes you look like a pansy. Get the damn thing off the highway.
Unless you herd cattle or sheep for a living, that cowboy hat makes you look ridiculous.
Never marry a woman who dislikes fishing.
Never lend a man your wife or your truck.
Both for the same reason: he may throw a rod in either one
Both for the same reason: he may throw a rod in either one
That was hilarious!+1
Never take a stand for a fight unless the hill is worth dying on. If it is, then come daybreak, by God, you better be found on that hill, dead or alive.
A man may not share an umbrella with another man.
-CCM
-CCM
you never, ever cook better than SWMBO!
To thine own self be true.
This reminds me of a great story. A good friend of mine made this mistake once, in epic proportions. We were out at a bar one night, and we ran into a couple we hadnt seen since high school (this was about 7 years after we had graduated). Upon seeing them, we said hello, and my friend proceeds to reach out, put his hand on her stomach rubbing it in a circular motion, and ask her "so, how far along are you?". I'm sure you can see where this is going, but in a look of horror, disgust, and embarrassment all wrapped into one, she proceeded to say "I'm not pregnant". OUCH! To this day, several years have since past, I still remind him of this mistake as often as the situation calls for.
