Funny things you've read on bathroom walls. Let's keep it clean, though...

[ShavinBacon]

I just remembered that when I was in the Army, I was stationed in Honduras. The Hondurans in our area didn't have much in the way of running water and even less for standup urinals (the kind that look like like a trough and went all the way to the floor) . On our base there was a large sign in English and Spanish above the urinals that said...

Please do not wash feet in urinals.

 

[Sir Sartana]

I always remember this one from along time ago at a mall bathroom stall.

Flush twice its a long way to the food court

 

[touchdowntodd]

I can see PETA having a cow about this. Even though it's a fake fly, oh the humanity that we would even THINK to pee on an animal.

tahts a GREAT idea

my wife always jokes about putting a cherio in our toilet like they do to kids.. i never miss even with her bothering me LOL

 

[tebbiebear]

I just remembered that when I was in the Army, I was stationed in Honduras.

I thought I had a horrible memory.

 

[touchdowntodd]

written on the toilet paper holder in the bathroom of the engineering building at the university of nsw

"arts degrees: Please take one"

awesome

 

[KeithS]

Onboard probably EVERY US Navy ship:
Flush twice, it's a long way to the messdecks.

 

[shamus]

When smoking was still allowed in Bars and Restaurants:

Please Don't throw Cigarette Butts in the Urinal!

We Don't Pi** in your Ashtrays....

 

[shamus]

A classic poem:

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to Sh** but only farted.
Now I'm forced to read the Bull**it on the walls
And spend my time.... scratching my Ba**s.

 

[Bertilak]

We've all heard of

"Jesus Saves"​

and the smart-alack addendum

"Moses Invests"​

but I saw the following added to that

"Oedipus Rex"​

 

[M80]

I make a nickel.
My boss makes a dime.
That's why I sh*t,
on company time.

 

[M80]

I have a pdf of a page of these to print stickers.

 

[Bertilak]

Do you have one that says "for entertainment purposes only"?

 

[King Bongo]

My brother was out for drinks with his then girlfriend at a pub I used to frequent as well. This was before I had met my brother's girlfriend. While they were there she got up to use the facilities. When she got back to the table she asked my brother if he had a brother and if his name was Sean. He said yes and she said, that in one of the stalls in the women's washroom some one wrote " If you see Sean (my last name) kick him in the n*ts". I though this was just hilarious, nice intro to my brother's new girlfriend, now his wife. HAHA!

 

[Topgumby]

There was a portapotty at Camp Commando, Kuwait that had the word "HOME" written on all the walls, from top to bottom. Must have been written about a thousand times..."HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME...."

 

[FEAR]

Written on a condom machine. "This gum tastes like rubber."

my second favorite is "Dyslexics untie!"

 

[Judge Dredd]

"All turds weighing more than 1 kilo must be lowered on a string".

 

[waitasecun]

"If you sprinke when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat"

 

[Uncle Jackie]

We aim to please. You aim too, please.

 

[WoodfordReserve-Neat]

Tinkle, tinkle little star
In the bathroom of the bar
High above the toilet seat
Hit the bowl and not your feet

 

[Loric]

Its not so much funny as against all odds. Two years ago I was driving from Missouri to New York to spend some time with old friends. One of whom lives in Geneseo NY. Forty minuets into the drive I stopped at a gas station in Illinois, and I found this graphite "Geneseo Class of 98" I graduated in 98 20 miles from Geneseo, it was just to trippy to forget.

To say the least, I kept looking for two back cats and changes in the Matrix for the rest of my trip