Axe is crap

[DFrancis]

I look past the rolling years, a vision swirling and dark...

Two old timers are using computer implants to post to a holographic shaving forum.

One is lamenting the prices on the Ebay for that hallowed but rare scent of his youth, AXE Pulse.

The other agrees, and adds that vintage Fusion Octogon eight bladed cartridges are getting harder to find, and he may give up and switch to beard stopping pills or perhaps a modern Gillette Disintegrator.

The vision fades, but not before they agree to go and stir up some trouble on the Williams Love/Hate thread that is up to six billion pages....

This would have been hilarious even without a few glasses of crabapple liqueur.

 

[ziplepingouin]

I'm using their AS, nice for the price, you can't be wrong with any of the scents, as those are really mild scents and seem all quite the same to me. Most of the time I pick one randomly...

 

[Topgumby]

...Most of the time I pick one randomly...

Don't pick your AXE randomly.

Pick a real scent Mandomly.

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[ziplepingouin]

Lol nice video

 

[thunderball]

That commercial still kills me. (runs off to bathe self in Mandom)

 

[Ceri]

There's a chap in the office who has a problem with BO - staying up all night playing World of Warcraft precludes showering apparently - and his only step towards alleviating our suffering is to spray himself liberally with Lynx (Axe) deodorant. It actually makes him smell even worse.

 

[thunderball]

There's a chap in the office who has a problem with BO - staying up all night playing World of Warcraft precludes showering apparently - and his only step towards alleviating our suffering is to spray himself liberally with Lynx (Axe) deodorant. It actually makes him smell even worse.

I unfortunately know the type of which you speak.

 

[DavidP]

I use their pomade, it's not bad stuff esp. for the price. Doesn't appear to have this legendary Axe Scent, though.

 

[ShaveAddict]

Anyone knew that Axe make a shaving cream in India, and it's suppose to be a not bad cream.

 

[Stubblefield]

There's a chap in the office who has a problem with BO - staying up all night playing World of Warcraft precludes showering apparently .

I'd call that less of a BO problem, and more of a "lack of a social life" problem.

I'll take Sex Panther cologne over Axe any day. 60% of the time, it works.

 

[Gredge]

I use their Skin Contact Sensitive shower gel, and I really like it. Great moisturizer, hardly any scent.

+1 Leaves skin soft, and doesn't smell like the canned stuff

 

[klm099]

I taught in an adult male prison for a few years following retirement from business, and hated the smell when inmates returned to class following lunch and headcount when it was raining,

Now I teach 7th grade in a public school and hate the axe/sweat smell after PE even worse

nuff said,
ken

 

[WinstonSmith]

Twenty years or so ago, it was Brut deodorant. Ruined me on Brut forever, it just smells like a junior high locker room to me.

 

[Ceri]

I really like Brut, tho that may just be nostalgia. I've been wearing it a couple of times a week for a few months, bought the modern AS & EDT and I've just acquired a bottle of seventies vintage Brut cologne which is quite a bit stronger and I've yet to wear it into the office.

Travelling home from work I go slightly out of my way, so I avoid the bus station and the horde of teens there. Not sure which is worse, the stench of fast food that emanates from them, or the assorted varieties of Lynx that fail utterly as both an antiperspirant and deodorant.

 

[Trawlerman]

You guys are all older than 13.
You can't wear that stuff if you're older than 13.
It's on the label.

OMG that stuff looks very much like the LYNX stuff we have here in the UK

 

[ozzy_scl]

You guys are all older than 13.
You can't wear that stuff if you're older than 13.
It's on the label.
.
.

hehe, I was just going to post that last time I ever wore AXE was in like 7th grade in middleschool haha.

 

[TheFlyingFrenchman]

I use their pomade, it's not bad stuff esp. for the price. Doesn't appear to have this legendary Axe Scent, though.

+1 Being a poor college kid, when I can't afford other products like Gatsby's Moving Rubber. Axe's hair pomade definitely fills in nicely in a pinch =D

 

[luvmysuper]

OMG that stuff looks very much like the LYNX stuff we have here in the UK

It is the very same substance I'm afraid, just a different name.

 

[GarageBoy]

What, Axe Veltiver can't be that bad

 

[troy1979]

i agree............