Three Soaps for the Mod-Kings under the sky,
Seven for Merkur Lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Gillette Men doomed to die,
One for the Straight Shaver on his dark throne
In the Land of the Badger and the Blade where the lurkers lie.
One Soap to rule them all, One Soap to find them,
One Soap to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven for Merkur Lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Gillette Men doomed to die,
One for the Straight Shaver on his dark throne
In the Land of the Badger and the Blade where the lurkers lie.
One Soap to rule them all, One Soap to find them,
One Soap to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.