Does he or doesn't he . . . only his beard dresser knows for sure.
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You do know one of these two are dead? I'm almost sure the living one wins.
That's kind of like saying that Ringo is the more talented Beatle compared to John Lennon.
And didn't Bruce lee train chuck norris?
Chuck Noris' favorite cut of meat is The Roundhouse.
This was actually the shirt I was wearing today.
This was actually the shirt I was wearing today.
That's kind of like saying that Ringo is the more talented Beatle compared to John Lennon.
You have to admit, Doc makes a very solid point here.
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You have to admit, Doc makes a very solid point here.
What do you people have against Octopus's Garden, it's a friggin' tour de force.
That's kind of like saying that Ringo is the more talented Beatle compared to John Lennon.
Nope. More like saying you would wait a long time for John Lennon to blow out his birthday candles.
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When Vin Diesel jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Sorry, wrong thread.
A little know fact is that when Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly, he actually carried Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris fought Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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The world revolves because of the power of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.
The old religious and philosophical conundrum: can God create a boulder so large that not even God can move it?
The new religious and philosophical conundrum: can God create a Chuck Norris so strong that not even Chuck Norris can defeat him?
The old religious and philosophical conundrum: can God create a boulder so large that not even God can move it?
The new religious and philosophical conundrum: can God create a Chuck Norris so strong that not even Chuck Norris can defeat him?
God Himself would answer this question, but He's too busy watching this:
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