Hilarious Onion Article about Gillette
Don't ask how I found this, I often bump into crazy things. However, be warned that the following article is NOT I repeat NOT family friendly and contains language that may offend some readers.
Think about it.
Still wanna read it?
Sure the kids aren't around?
Double check first.
Now here we go!
Note to mods: I know we're supposed to be family friendly here, and I hope that by linking to that article I haven't broken any rules. If so, my apologies and feel free to delete the link, and I'll copy/paste a censored version. That being said, it's nothing horrible, just some F bombs and such.
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