Someone needs to clue him in. He doesn't know what he is missing.
WOW, I might have to pick up one of those Panasonic lather making gadgets. It sure looks like it makes a good lather!
I support the right to arm bears!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! My eyes! My eyes!
How in <fill in your favourite superbeing>'s name is that man able to survive this onslaught on his skin?? He is pressing down like there is no tomorrow!
If it works for him, so what.