I was sitting at a bar in Chicago with a couple of my friends and an argument ensued among our neighboring patrons about the precise definition of "neat." Before they were done, two of the bartenders were in on it and tempers were flaring. Now, we were at a bar, so you can guess that I don't mean, "Wow, that Tommy Sands is so neat!"
Honestly, I was a little surprised to hear the debate. Not knowing what "neat" means is a little bit like being unclear about "wet." How 'bout you gents? Is there any wiggle room in neat?