That's one of the problems with this country today. Too many men getting waxed and botoxed, and not enough making traditional Barber visits. The ability to reserve manly rituals and shoot the breeze with the guys has been replaced by "neuterings" at the local beauty shop. I suggest that everyone look carefully at their roots and the heritage which brought us to where we are today. I ask that every man in this fine nation put down the chocolatini, pick up an ice cold beer and head to the local barber shop for a shave, a cut and a piece of history.
Of course, that's just my opinion...I could be wrong.
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." -Maj. Sidney Freedman