are there any pirate nerds in here? PM me.
the oddest question I'll ever ask..
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What, no pirate jokes yet? 
What, no pirate jokes yet?
It's taking all my willpower to resist...
I need a coffee and a cold shower.
Should this be on a singles forum??
Are you looking for:
a. nerds who dress up as pirates
b. people who have chosen the history of pirating as a hobby
c. someone schooled in the ways of torrents and cracks
d. pirates who spend their non-pillaging moments on slashdot
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i have an original document that is 98% likely to have belonged to one.\
but theres nothing wrong with pirate jokes
but theres nothing wrong with pirate jokes
I have an eye patch and a pocket protector. Does that count?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants.
The bartender says to the Pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel coming out of your pants."
"Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
The bartender says to the Pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel coming out of your pants."
"Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
There will be no survivors!
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ANYWAY, this is it. i took the picture a little while ago.
All my pirate jokes are rated Arrr. 
An old peg legged, hook-for-hand, eye-patched pirate was asked by a new young pirate how he got his peg leg...
"Well, one night a storm came up on us, my leg got caught in the lines and was wrenched from my body, arrr."
"How about the hook?"
"Well, I with the peg leg I wasn't able to out run a crocodile that was guarding some treasure wes were digging up, I was lucky it only took me hand."
"And how about the eye patch?"
"A bird pooped in me eye"
"And you lost your eye because of that?"
"No, it was me first day with me hook."
"Well, one night a storm came up on us, my leg got caught in the lines and was wrenched from my body, arrr."
"How about the hook?"
"Well, I with the peg leg I wasn't able to out run a crocodile that was guarding some treasure wes were digging up, I was lucky it only took me hand."
"And how about the eye patch?"
"A bird pooped in me eye"
"And you lost your eye because of that?"
"No, it was me first day with me hook."
ANYWAY, this is it. i took the picture a little while ago.
If you look about two inches above your fingertips it looks like someone sketched an anime cat with big ears on the document.
In the words of Jerry Seinfeld: "I don't WANNA be a pirate!"
ANYWAY, this is it. i took the picture a little while ago.
You have a woman's hand, M'lord! I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Ocg6ZYh9k[/YOUTUBE]
lol!!!!!
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrrrgyles!
A: Arrrrrgyles!
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