Never shave while having an argument (sorry, "heated discussion") with your wife. Last time I did, I was straight shaving and not concentrating (on the shave, that is). Managed to slice my neck. It wasn't really so bad, but it bled like a champ.
Orest
[indent][size="1"]Some minds remain open long enough for the truth not only to enter but to pass on through by way of a ready exit without pausing anywhere along the route.
Sr. Elizabeth Kenny
I am incurably convinced that the object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.
G. K. Chesterton[/size][/indent]
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