a conversation with my wife

"So, I had a dream last night," I said. "Oh? About shaving?" "Yes," I sheepishly replied. "Do you think you have a problem?"

Well, do I? I'm not the only one, am I? It was an innocent dream. I was at some spa or resort or something where someone was teaching me how to make better lather. Then I went outside and got a golf lesson. It was heaven, I tell you!

That is what I call a HAPPY dream... Awesome!

Bear Hugs!

Sue (Mama Bear)

So you have a golf problem?

I have a running joke with the wife.

Whenever a keg runs dry I tell her I think we have a drinking problem (as I am out of beer; we consume at a reasonable rate

I think you only have a shaving problem if you run out of soap/cream/blades/brushes

If you are dreaming about shaving, wouldn't that be a 'wet' dream?


Marty

htownmmm said:

If you are dreaming about shaving, wouldn't that be a 'wet' dream?


Marty

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*groan*

MasonM said:

*groan*

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I couldn't help it- first thought that came to mind.


Marty

The 2 posts above have brought this thread down several notches.

I don't think Mason's was intentional, though.

mrs. chefchris said:

The 2 posts above have brought this thread down several notches.

I don't think Mason's was intentional, though.

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Nothing like a little double entendre.

Or .... maybe it was.....

mrs. chefchris said:

Or .... maybe it was.....

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The subtle humor is usually the best

MasonM said:

The subtle humor is usually the best

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I thought subtleness was wasted on gents?

mrs. chefchris said:

I thought subtleness was wasted on gents?

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Only when it comes to gifts and se....well, you know.