London's Financial Times Turns a Word or Two

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"Fifth blade is the final stroke"
By Linton Chiswick

[roughrider]

“What part of this don’t you understand?” ran the mock interview. “If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best f***ing razor that ever existed.” It would be launched with the slogan . . . “You’ll be so smooth, I could snort lines off your chin.”

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After the Onion's article, I just about gave it up when I learned that Gillette was doing a five plus one cartridge... Too, too brutal.