favorite resturant

**mark the shoeshine boy** · 10-25-2005, 03:34 PM

if a woman with big (0 0) gets a job at Hooter's...where does a woman with only one leg gets a job ????

I-HOP !!!!!!

that just ain't right....

mark tssb

**roughrider** · 10-25-2005, 04:53 PM

Good one.

**Nick** · 10-25-2005, 05:04 PM

Mark, that's as ridiculous as a one-legged man working in a brewery making hops....lord I apologize for that.

-Nick the cable guy

**rtaylor61** · 10-25-2005, 06:29 PM

But not as ridiculus as a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest...

Randy

**Nick** · 10-25-2005, 11:00 PM

Hmmm, I smell a J_okeoTD thread brewing....

Here's my favorite quasi-family friendly joke:

How do you catch an elephant?

First you dig a big hole, and fill it with ash.

Next you carefully place some peas around the edge of the hole.

Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.

-Nick

**roughrider** · 10-26-2005, 02:00 PM

We got some real comedians in here.

**mark the shoeshine boy** · 10-26-2005, 05:22 PM

and I am stealing all the good stuff...

did you know the penalty for marrying two women in Missouri ???

two mother-in-laws.....

mark tssb

**Rik** · 10-27-2005, 08:15 PM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.

"You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my b&!!$."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

**rtaylor61** · 10-27-2005, 08:37 PM

As long as we are hijacking the thread...

Mr. Bush

Rumsfeld is reporting to the Presidents' Cabinet. He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq".

The President says "Oh, my God" as he buries his head in his hands.

The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George W. Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports.

Just then Bush looks up and says "How many is a brazilian?".

Randy

**Austin** · 10-27-2005, 08:55 PM

**roughrider** · 10-28-2005, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by rtaylor61

Just then Bush looks up and says "How many is a brazilian?".

Randy

**Nick** · 10-28-2005, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by rtaylor61

As long as we are hijacking the thread...
...Just then Bush looks up and says "How many is a brazilian?".

Randy

Very nice Randy.

-Nick

**mark the shoeshine boy** · 10-28-2005, 05:33 AM

i love it !!!

mark tssb

**mark the shoeshine boy** · 01-02-2011, 01:06 PM

the early days of the "clown house".....even with Nick chiming in....OMG

**RCC** · 01-02-2011, 01:17 PM

Is the woman at IHOP named Ilene?

**_JP_** · 01-02-2011, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by RCC

Is the woman at IHOP named Ilene?

I thought her name was Peggy.

(peg leg)

**pz93c** · 01-02-2011, 10:58 PM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

**rm71** · 01-03-2011, 02:39 AM

Q.How do you make holy water?

A. Boil the hell out of it!

**roughneck** · 01-03-2011, 05:20 AM

A string walks in to a bar and orders a drink

Bartender says "we don't serve string in here, you need to leave"

The sting goes outside and he's all mad so he ties himself into a knot and frays himself at both ends

Goes back into the bar and orders another drink

bartender says "aren't you that string I just told to leave"

string says "no, i'm a frayed knot"