Roll up! Roll up! Roll up for the WORLD’S STRANGEST SHAVE SHOP!
Step right up, Gentlemen! And be TRULY AMAZED by the AWESOME COTTON REEL STROP! The only one of it’s kind in the world today!! Got the horn, Sir? Then you need THIS!! Marvel at the wonder of the 9 CITY GENTS! Are you MAN enough to face the ROARING OF THE LIONESSES?! Can you handle the TOE BRUSH?!! Dare you witness the AMAZING SHAVING FOAM DEMONSTRATION?! Step this way, Gentlemen! For the WORLD'S MOST WONDERFUL SHAVING CURIOSITIES! One at a time, please! Form an orderly queue! No pushing!