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    Default So I'm running out of tea puns, eh?

    Someone claimed that I was running out of tea puns. That'll be the day. I called upon my experience in the 3rd Worcestershire Hussars to come up with this one, hereby presented in the form of a rebus-


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    Free sample to first one to identify this most horrible of puns.

    Additional hints-
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Ben-Shan-Green-C...742.m153.l1262
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Taiwan-Li-Shan-S...742.m153.l1262
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    potty
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    Nick would get this one in a heartbeat.
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    Is it possible that no one will get this despite the obvious clues?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ouch View Post
    Is it possible that no one will get this despite the obvious clues?

    not only is it possible, it's also possible

    I still stand by pot + tea = potty
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    Quote Originally Posted by sol92258 View Post
    not only is it possible, it's also possible

    I still stand by pot + tea = potty
    , but not even close.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouch View Post
    , but not even close.
    urinal? sink? door? fire hydrant? I'm running out of places to pee....

    okay, I'll try harder...but not being overly familiar with tea more than Lipton or Bigelow is hurting me...
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    fang gulong?
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    It's "Ben Oolong" time?

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    So close.....
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    How about the king of sing along?
    Warning: may contain sarcasm and/or crap made up in an attempt to feel important.

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    At the very least, I wait to wait until Ian chimes in with his guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouch View Post
    At the very least, I wait to wait until Ian chimes in with his guess.



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    I don't know, but that bottom picture looks like some stuff we used to bring up from Mexico............................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollsshaver View Post
    I don't know, but that bottom picture looks like some stuff we used to bring up from Mexico............................................
    I don't think "Captain Pot-pot" is the right answer, though.
    Be there or be square. Only I can do both!

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    Nope, that guy has sergeant's stripes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Newell View Post
    Nope, that guy has sergeant's stripes.
    Sergeant Pepper's Oolong-ly heart's club band??
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    Sigh. Even Ian failed me.

    I'm thinking of locking this thread until Nick comes back. He'll get it in two seconds.
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    hahah this thread keeps making me laugh more every time I read it! I have no idea though :(

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