I think I ran into Springs1

holly $h** guys I think I reall ran into her


I went out for breakfast with my wife and some girl behind me was ordering bacon and eggs and wanted the bacon to be really curly . "if the bacon was not curly she would rather not have it"




She drove the waiter nuts as long as she was there and sent the bacon back 3 times

That sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

"Waiter. This bacon is far too straight. Bring me the curly bits."

If it was a Monty Python skit the waiter would have pulled out a pistol and shot her.

(Horatio Sanz) French toast scene from Road Trip

mmmmmmm bacon

OldSaw said:

If it was a Monty Python skit the waiter would have pulled out a pistol and shot her.

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so very true

OldSaw said:

If it was a Monty Python skit the waiter would have pulled out a pistol and shot her.

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If it really were springs1, he should have

If the waiter really brought her curly bits, she might would have shot him.