I think I ran into Springs1

[papasmurf]

holly $h** guys I think I reall ran into her


I went out for breakfast with my wife and some girl behind me was ordering bacon and eggs and wanted the bacon to be really curly . "if the bacon was not curly she would rather not have it"




She drove the waiter nuts as long as she was there and sent the bacon back 3 times

[john.crissman]

That sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

"Waiter. This bacon is far too straight. Bring me the curly bits."

[OldSaw]

If it was a Monty Python skit the waiter would have pulled out a pistol and shot her.

[MotoMike]

(Horatio Sanz) French toast scene from Road Trip

[Duckster]

mmmmmmm bacon

[sol92258]

If it was a Monty Python skit the waiter would have pulled out a pistol and shot her.

so very true

[gunner6477]

If it was a Monty Python skit the waiter would have pulled out a pistol and shot her.

If it really were springs1, he should have

[Lefty]

If the waiter really brought her curly bits, she might would have shot him.