Not that I would have won. Those were some great lyrics you guys came up with--capital performances all. I missed the deadline, only to have my entry deleted. Thankfully, I was able to save it, though, and I thought you guys might derive a modicum of amusement from my effort...
The Mantic Man sung to the tune of Piano Man
It's eight o'clock on a Saturday
The shaving crowd lathers up
There's an old guy filming videos
Makin' tips on pickin' a shavin' cup.
He says, man, can you burn these to DVD?
I'm not really sure how to shave
But I like a nice badger and superspeed
And creams are all the rave.
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus:
Make us a vid, you're the Mantic man
Make us a vid tonight
Well, were all in the mood for shaving well
And you're teachin' us right.
Now Ouch is a mod with lot's of posts
He makes fun of Kevin B.
And his avatar is a baby with a smoke
But there's someone that he'd rather be
He says, "Newbies are killing me."
As the foam ran down his face
Well, I'm sure that I could use a straight
If my strop would stay in its place.
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Rich is a Linux user
Who can't find his cat-5
And he's talkin' with Rabid who wears a limehat
And sniffs Velva to feel alive
And Waldo is wandering the forums
As the shavers wash out their comb
Yes, they're using the best badger brush
And it's better than shaving alone.
Chorus
It's a pretty good foam for a Saturday
And the Pinaud's smells real nice
The women all know it's lilac vegetal for me
It's like rolling the dice.
And the video, it teaches well,
And the badger smells like ***
And they all line up at Youtube.com
And learn a little class.
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus
The Mantic Man sung to the tune of Piano Man
It's eight o'clock on a Saturday
The shaving crowd lathers up
There's an old guy filming videos
Makin' tips on pickin' a shavin' cup.
He says, man, can you burn these to DVD?
I'm not really sure how to shave
But I like a nice badger and superspeed
And creams are all the rave.
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus:
Make us a vid, you're the Mantic man
Make us a vid tonight
Well, were all in the mood for shaving well
And you're teachin' us right.
Now Ouch is a mod with lot's of posts
He makes fun of Kevin B.
And his avatar is a baby with a smoke
But there's someone that he'd rather be
He says, "Newbies are killing me."
As the foam ran down his face
Well, I'm sure that I could use a straight
If my strop would stay in its place.
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Now Rich is a Linux user
Who can't find his cat-5
And he's talkin' with Rabid who wears a limehat
And sniffs Velva to feel alive
And Waldo is wandering the forums
As the shavers wash out their comb
Yes, they're using the best badger brush
And it's better than shaving alone.
Chorus
It's a pretty good foam for a Saturday
And the Pinaud's smells real nice
The women all know it's lilac vegetal for me
It's like rolling the dice.
And the video, it teaches well,
And the badger smells like ***
And they all line up at Youtube.com
And learn a little class.
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Chorus
